The Kansas City Chiefs’ New Game Plan: Matchmaking with Pop Stars
In an unprecedented move, the Kansas City Chiefs have reportedly decided that victory in the Super Bowl depends not just
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Taylor Swift Joins Kansas City Chiefs in Unprecedented Draft Move
Kansas City, MO – In a move that has left sports analysts and pop culture enthusiasts equally bewildered, the Kansas
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Snow shovel apocalypse: Buffalo Bills fans drop out of the sky to help team in record snow fall
The Buffalo Bills, known for their indomitable spirit in the face of snowfall, have taken winter warfare to a whole
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The Yeti in the elevator: Amazing facts about climbing Mount Everest
Considering climbing Mt. Everest? Here are some facts to consider first. The percentage of deaths to successful attempts to reach
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BREAKING: NFL Throws Hail Mary in Love Game, Offers Taylor Swift $500 Million to Switch Teams in Romance League
In an unprecedented move that’s left sports and pop culture analysts equally baffled, the NFL has reportedly brokered a mega-deal
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Cleveland Browns fan holds “Hire Harambe!” sign
During the dismal Cleveland Browns 2016-2017 season in which the team went 1-15, desperate fans searched for ways to alleviate
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You beat Tiger Woods when you were hungover?
News reporter interviewing John Daly: You beat Tiger Woods when you were hungover? John Daly: No, I was still drunk.
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BREAKING: George Santos joins LIV golf tour
Former Congressman George Santos has announced his latest career pivot: joining the LIV Golf Tour. Santos, who recently exited Congress
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Scottish ultra-marathoner rides in a car for 50 miles of a race
Headlines I didn’t expect to see today: Scottish ultra-marathoner smacked with year-long ban after riding in a car for 50
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When your golf clubs are too long
When your golf clubs are too long.
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Cussing in Golf: An Investigation
The Undeniable Rationale Behind Cussing in Golf: A Thoughtful Examination Ah, golf! The game of gentlemen, of serene landscapes, of
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I carry two foot wedges every round
Golfer in therapy. “I carry two foot wedges every round.”
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I walked up fairways two ways in the snow
Boomers are out here claiming they never needed modern golf tech to learn the game, spinning “toughest golf childhood” tales
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