My password brain is on empty
My password brain is on empty. I’m down to weird combinations of girls that dumped me in fifth grade, obscure
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Tech and Science
Little known iPhone feature: Scroll the keyboard with one finger
Little known iPhone feature: You can scroll the keys by holding down the spacebar and then slide your finger around
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Google Maps caught me on the sidewalk in Los Angeles dancing to “Footloose”
Google Maps caught me on the sidewalk in Los Angeles dancing to “Footloose.”
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Living in a college town near finals week
Me: Can you tell me about the new iPhone? Salesperson: Sure! Hey did you know that you can take two
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Genius build airplane at 14, flies it at 16
Sabrina Pasterski is a verified genius. She built her own airplane at 14 and flew it at 16. After attending
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The great Windows upgrade inquisition: pop-ups and persistence
Me: (Sitting down with a cup of coffee, ready to start the day.) Ah, let’s see what’s on the agenda
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Use your outside voice in the Denny’s
I want to encourage people to be bold in life. Speak your mind! Get your phone out and have a
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Ten incredible flying cars that will be zooming outside your window very soon
Ten incredible flying cars that will be zooming outside your window very soon. 1. The HoverHammock:This flying car is less
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Bel Air Mansion Sports Rose Gold iPhone Roof, Becomes Talk of the Town
Bel Air, CA – In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and architectural critics stunned, a high-end experimental
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American Adventurer Wins Iditarod Race with iPhone-Enhanced Sled
Anchorage, Alaska – In a surprising turn of events, American adventurer, Jack Techslide, emerged as the unexpected champion of this
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How schools are helping students learn better and faster using the iPhone 15
1. iTranslate History Invented in Oxford, 2035 Teachers use the iPhone to instantly translate ancient texts. Students simply scan a
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10 new sports made possible with the new iPhone 15
1. iPing Pong Invented in Cupertino, 2025 In this modern twist on table tennis, players use iPhones as paddles. The
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10 insane AI chatbots you have to try today
Sure, there are some cool AI chatbots and large language models (LLM) out there. But not like this. ChatterMatter Meet
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Are you phubbing me right now?
According to recent reports in the media, Phubbing is getting out of hand. Phubbing? Phubbing is a portmanteau of “phone”
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