Joe Ditzel
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Travel and Places
Man in China eats 87 nails
A man in china ate 87 nails and seven push-pins. He was either really hungry, or shoplifting from the
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Rain rain go away
Commuters on a train in the Philippines used umbrellas to fend off a torrent of water coming through the roof.
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Korean Air Contracts With United Airlines to Learn How To Drag Passengers Off Plane
Korean Air is meeting with United Airlines officials after their staff had to drag a woman off a Korean Air
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Ohio State University Uses Nuclear Option On Ohio University Licensing
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Ohio State University Uses Nuclear Option On Ohio University Licensing (Columbus, OH) Frustrated by Ohio University’s insistence
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Singapore Laws and Punishments You Won’t Believe
A friend of mine just got back from Singapore. He said, “Brace yourself. This will blow you away. An average
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Ohio, Is This Real?
Ohio, is Planet Utopia a real thing or has recreational weed been legalized already?
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Ancient Temple Discovered Inside Pyramid
It’s funny the things you find when a 7.1 earthquake shakes your neighborhood. Mexican archeologists were stunned to discover an
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Southwest Airlines gets rid of peanuts
Why is Southwest Airlines picking on the poor peanut? The company decided to quit offering the airline staple as of
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Slow on the Quip
Last Friday, we were on our way to The Statehouse Restaurant on Lake Mendota in Madison. As the elevator doors
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Powerwash on Seat 33B, stat!
A man smelled so bad on a recent flight, fellow passengers began to faint and vomit, maybe even at the
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That’s D-A-L-L-A-S
Karthik Nemmani outlasted all competitors, dramatically winning the Scripps National Spelling Bee yesterday. Competitor Naysa Modi bowed out when she
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Meghan Markle Schooled In Royal Style
Megan Markle is getting a crash course in how to be a proper royal. She’s been assigned a royal “adviser”
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