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Cruise ship passengers terrorized by spooky “Watcher”

One of the passengers on this cruise detailed some rough weather and the fact they were being “watched.”

I commented that I was on this cruise and remember it well.

The thing was watching me add another spoonful of pasta on my plate and it said, “Hey, there, fatso! Are you sure you should put ANOTHER scoop of pasta on your plate?” I said, “Mind your own business, Diablo, and return to your fiery home!”

Joe Ditzel

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