Food and Restaurants

Customer orders most outrageous drink order in history

In a recent TikTok video, user @aadinoff showed multiple Starbucks employees trying to assemble an extremely complicated drink order with lots of ingredients.

@aadinaff

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♬ Oh No – Kreepa

Some people are calling for an end to this trend of difficult drinks, saying it feels like in a few instances they are ordering them to get people fired. That seems a bit of a stretch, although it is certainly possible. In this case, the employees attached two cups together with tape, cutting off one to get all the ingredients in one container. The extended Frankenstein cup also made it easier to attach the order to the side, a printout longer than many receipts from the local home improvement store, some of which I’ve seen stretch 18 feet or more.

Here is one of the first drink orders that kicked off this madness.

You read that right. It includes

7 Bananas
Extra Slted Bm Btr
1 Pump Honey Blend
Extra Caramel Drizzle
7 Add Frap Chips
Extra Ice
Heavy Cream
Extra Caramel Crunch
Extra Cin Dol Top
5 Pumps Frap Roast Coffee
Extra Whip
7 Pumps of Dark Caramel Sauce
Double Blended

I don’t know, it’s all so EXTRA.

Why not go even further?

“Yes I’d like a Trenta Upside-Down Iced Caramel Machiatto with 7 lemon peels, frog toe, eye of newt, 2 cups of rain water off dripped off a stop sign after a recent cloudburst, blind-worm’s sting, 2 fuzzy dice, 3 cans of beans, 1 mint condition Dark Side of the Moon album, 3 wring-outs of a microfiber towel used to dry my car after a wash, 15 porcupine twills, 3 torn-out pages from the New Websters Dictionary, 5 chopped and salted Cinnabon buns, 10 drops of Shakira’s post-concert sweat, 3 Bernadoodle whiskers, 6 Mrs. Fields chocolate cookies, 3 dust-bunnies from underneath the fridge, and 7 pages from a 1996 Thomas Guide map of Los Angeles.”

Joe Ditzel

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