Did You Go to Hottieween?

Friend: Did you get invited to Megan Thee Stallion’s star-studded Halloween party “Hottieween?”

Me: Nah, I went to Stayathomeandeattacosween.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.