Disney World plans to move to an island off the coast of Florida

Disney plans to move Disney World to a man-made island in international waters off the coast Florida near Fort Lauderdale.

A spokesperson said the island will be free of the “reactionary” climate in Florida. Plans call for updated rides, hotels, restaurants and shops.

To pay for the move the company plans to quadruple the price of admission and all merchandise.

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