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Do this to your roof to make it last forever

In this video, a man spreads a powder on the roof and says it makes it last. I sprinkled some baking soda and yeast like this on my roof once. The summer sun made it start to rise like a cake. It grew to be a 14-story tall birthday cake. TMZ came out and covered it. We had a slow harvest that year in my area so people just drove by and scooped out some cake to make it another day. We are blessed.

Joe Ditzel

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