Don’t worry Flat Earth Santa, I got you

I found this flat earth video fascinating because I didn’t understand it at all. But I agree the earth is flat. Once I fell off the edge of the flat earth but my belt hooked on a tree so I dangled there for many days. Finally an eagle saw me and clutched me in its talons and lifted me in the air, dropping me at the Flat North Pole. There I got a job as a stunt double for Santa Claus for when he is too hungover to do the job.