Father chastises family for wasting water
Floyd G.R. Hemphillston, a local father, recently chastised his whole family for wasting water. “You guys are using 15 gallons to wash one fork!” he said loudly to the entire family as they watched TV.
“Are you saying we live in a desert?” said young Billy.
“We may be soon after I cut off the water and you have to drink Tang to survive,” clapbacked the father.
