For sale: Slightly scalding German sports car. Must pay helicopter fee for retrieval after sale.

A ship carrying a cargo of 4,000 Volkswagens and Porches caught fire in the middle of the ocean. The crew decided it was better to abandon ship and let it drift on its merry way.

I’ll bet you could make a deal right now to get one of those cars at a discount provided you ride a helicopter out there to pick it up and bring it back home.