Holidays

Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies and Specials Schedule 2018

Mon, Oct 29
Jingle, Jingle Went the One Percent

Tue, Oct 30
LA Dodgers Blame Game House Cleaning Christmas

Wed, Oct 31
Kanye and Kim Family Social Media Extravaganza

Sat, Nov 3
I Lost All My Money in Bitcoin Christmas

Sun, Nov 4
It’s a White House Indictment Christmas

Mon, Nov 5
Stephen Curry Shoots Game Winner From Third Level Corporate Sky Box Christmas

Fri, Nov 9
Pippa Middleton Gives Birth While Wearing a Smart Green Hat With White Ribbons Family Special

Sat, Nov 10
It’s Christmas at the Rock’s House

Sun, Nov 11
Amazon Buys The United States From Citizens Christmas

Wed, Nov 14
Mariah Carey I Don’t Have to Remember the Lyrics I’m Mariah Carey Christmas Extravaganza

Sat, Nov 17
Republican Voter Suppression Christmas

Sun, Nov 18
Philadelphia Eagles Yeah We Won The Super Bowl What Are You Going To Do About It That’s What I Thought Nothing Christmas

Fri, Nov 23
Man Eats 30,000th Big Mac Christmas

Sat, Nov 24
Lottery Winner Learns The Real Meaning of Life After Losing it All Betting on Horses Christmas

Sun, Nov 25
Sorry Chick-Fil-A is Still Closed on Sunday Christmas Variety Special

Mon, Nov 26
Holiday Spotlight: Kylie Jenner Just Turned 21 and Has a Billion Dollar Business Empire and You Don’t

Sat, Dec 1
Bill Cosby San Quentin Christmas

Sun, Dec 2
Bob Prays For A New Golf Swing Christmas

Sat, Dec 8
Cleveland Browns Fire Entire Team including The Ball Boy Christmas

Sun, Dec 9
Fox News Runs One Week of All News Stories from 1955 and Not One Viewer Notices Christmas

Sat, Dec 15
Disney Announces 387 New Star Wars Movies Christmas Special

Sun, Dec 16
JR Smith Gets Compass and Map to Know Which Way He is Going Christmas

Sat, Dec 22
Meghan Markle Battles Family Members While Looking Fabulous Christmas

Sun, Dec 23
USA Wins Gold Medal in Curling Canada Hangs Head in Shame Christmas

Tue, Dec 25
James Corden Sings Christmas Carol Car Pool Karaoke With Alice Cooper and Marilyn Manson

Sat, Dec 29
Prince William and Duchess Kate Have Sextuplets Christmas

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