How to Avoid Getting Busted in New Hampshire

A driver in New Hampshire was arrested recently after being pulled over for a cracked windshield and a headlight on the fritz. Unfortunately, the 17-year-old didn’t have a valid driver’s license and gave a fake name and date of birth to the officer.

The police evenrtually turned the juvenile driver over to his ‘rents, then impounded the car and obtained a serach warrant. They found meth, cocaon, drug paraphernalia, AND a loaded AK-47.

You definitely don’t want to get into the sales and transfer of illegal drugs, but if you do, your best best is to lay low and not attract the attention of the police.

Check your car before you leave home to make sure the windshield is of sound mind and body. Double check all the lights and turn signals. Hoof it down to the DMV and wait in line for 7 hours like the rest us and get that driver’s license up to date and current.

Then practice BLENDING IN. This was in New Hampshire, so maybe you really need to drive a pickup with some deer antlers on the hood or something. Practice you New Hampshire accent. Drop the letter ‘r” so it’s barely hearable: “Hello, Officah, what happns be the prahblim theyah?”

Pronoune the word ‘door’ as ‘doh-wah.’

On the other hand, if you come acroos a word that ends in the ‘ah’ sound as in the name ‘Yolanda,’ do the reverse and pronounce it as “r.” You could say, “Gud mahnin, Officuh. My wife Yolander and I were just talkin bout yuh after we see yuh at church. What is the prahbim theyah?”

Take these steps to avoid getting pulled over and busted in New Hampshire. But more importantly, don’t sell and/or transport illegal drugs.