Holidays

I don’t blame her, guy

Overheard in Columbus on Christmas Day 2021:


Guy: “I’m done with work! Now I get to go home and enjoy Grandma’s cooking. She prepares the best ham and green beans ever.”

Girl: “Sounds delicious. It’s a lot of work but she loves you.”

(Long Pause.)

Guy: “Yeah, well, truth is this year she ordered a Farmhouse Feast® Christmas dinner meal kit from Bob Evans restaurants.”

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.