I’m boycotting these companies

I’m boycotting these companies and/or brands:

Pringles – all the chips are lined up in a stack. That’s not how they grow in the wild.

Range Rover – nice ride until the engine falls out and you have to push with your feet like Fred Flintstone.

Apple – demanding I buy a new iPhone every year that does the same as things as an iPhone 7.

Vaseline Essential Healing – rubbed it on my broken heart after Beth broke up with me. No effect.

T-Mobile – first message I got was “You have exceeded the limit of your Unlimited plan.”

Amazon – Two-day delivery. OK, three. Give us a week. Alright, we’ll text you.