In this corner: 275 pounds, from Minneapolis, the Drunk Accountant Conspiracy Theorist!
Fun fact: During the “Golden Age of Travel” in the 1950s and 1960s, your chance of crashing was 1 in every 200,000 flights. Now it is 1 in every 2 million flights. Planes are much safer now.
Today, it’s not the plane you should worry about. It’s IN the plane — crazy overserved nuts who are on the news every night now, fist-fighting with flight attendants like they are Floyd Mayweather.
