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Indianapolis sells itself against Cincinnati and Chicago

In the 1700s, Indianapolis sent out press releases to gain news coverage to sell the city against Cincinnati and Chicago.

Settle in the Heart of the Frontier: Indianapolis Awaits

Greetings to the courageous families of our great nation! The flourishing town of Indianapolis cordially invites pioneering souls to embark on a journey towards a brighter tomorrow, leaving behind the bustling streets of Chicago and Cincinnati.

Why Choose Indianapolis?

  1. Prime Location: Situated at the crossroads of America, Indianapolis offers a strategic location for commerce, with navigable waterways to the Gulf of Mexico. Why be just a dot on the map when you can be at the heart of it all?
  2. Fertile Farmland: Our soil, enriched by the White River, promises bountiful harvests year after year, something that neither Chicago with its unpredictable lake-effect nor Cincinnati with its steep riverbanks can match.
  3. Community Spirit: While other towns are overwhelmed with congestion and the clamor of city life, Indianapolis boasts a close-knit community where neighbors support one another, forging lasting bonds and shared stories.
  4. Safety First: Steer clear of the crowded streets and alleys of Chicago and Cincinnati! Our well-organized militia ensures the safety of every family, fostering an environment where children play freely and parents rest easy.
  5. Affordable Homesteads: Land in Indianapolis is not only fertile but also reasonably priced. Secure a plot for your family without the exorbitant costs of our rival towns.
  6. Natural Beauty: Be surrounded by sprawling meadows, clear streams, and woodlands teeming with wildlife. Reconnect with nature daily, something the urban sprawls of Chicago and Cincinnati can hardly promise.

Mr. Benjamin Hartwell, a recent settler from Virginia, declared, “The move to Indianapolis has been the best decision for my family. The air is fresher, the community is kinder, and the possibilities are endless!”

Don’t let this golden opportunity slip away! Forge your family’s legacy in the heart of America. Choose Indianapolis for prosperity, community, and a life filled with the promise of the frontier!

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.