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India’s Go Air only hire female flight attendants

India’s Go Air only hires female flight attendants. Being lighter on average than men, the airline saves $500,000 dollars in fuel costs every year.

Pick a dumb punch line of your choice:

  • That fuel consumption savings is made up by Trump flying to rallies 6 times a week.
  • Half a million dollars? That’s more than Hunter gets as a daily stipend from China.
  • “Go Air?” That sounds like a character from Lord of the Rings.
  • Why even have flight attendants? Just send my peanuts to me on an overhead zipline.
  • Unfortunately, the fuel savings was offset by the weight of the male egos of the passengers.

Joe Ditzel

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