Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Elon Musk – Book

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Elon Musk – Book (2022)

• Elon Musk Announces New Cybertruck with Built-In Trebuchet for Launching Friends into Rock Festivals and Sporting Events
• Elon Musk Teases Mini Cybertruck
• Elon Musk to Revive Rat Patrol with Cybertruck Firepower: The Future of Retro TV
• NFL, WWE and Hollywood Help Raise Funds to Meet Nation’s Budget Shortfall
• Elon Musk torches budget bill – waves of shutdowns begin
• Nation Struggles as Elon Blows Up the Bipartisan Budget Bill
• 10 NFL Team-Specific Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
• Elon Musk launches “UnderTheDeskTech”: the ultimate solution for workaholics’ wilderness dreams
• Elon Musk announces new 3D food “printer”
• Elon Musk says no remote work is allowed.
• I took my Twitter severance cash and bought Friendster
• Twitter employees wandering around saying, “Who do I quit to?”
• Twitter asks some freshly laid-off workers to come back. Please?
• Elon Musk emailed me this morning
• RUMOUR: Elon Musk set to buy Facebook and merge it with Twitter. New FaceTwit will be $8/month, free for Tesla owners.
• Laid off from Twitter and my department disbanded
• Hired and fired by Twitter in the blink of an eye
• Elon Musk buys LA Lakers
• What’s the problem? It’s just a little $500,000,000 bet against you.
• Elon Musk Twitter head fake
• Elon Musk announces first Tesla store to open on Mars
• Elon Musk and SpaceX Announce New Interplanetary Pogo Stick Service
• Wild Ink at the International London Tattoo Convention
• Tesla Lasers Neutralize Bad Drivers
• Joe, Hand Me The Flamethrower
• Elon Musk Announces Mission To Mars
• Elon Musk Tests Early Version of the Hyperloop