Kanye banned from Grammys, starts own Yeezys awards show

(World Press Intl – Los Angeles) BREAKING: Due to some questionable online posting as of late, leadership at the Grammys decided it was safer to ban Kanye from performing at this year’s awards show.

Kanye took a minute to think about it, walked out into his front yard talking up a storm, looked up to the sky and paused as if listening to a distant voice and said “OK, Imma let you finish.” Then he went back inside and fired up his social media machine which allows him to post to all social media at one time.

“Today I am announcing my new awards show – The Yeezys! I’ll have total control over who gets awards, how long they can speak and who gets to perform. Right now I’d like to announce a new award category: The Pete Davidson Stole My Wife Award which will be given to the nominee who has demonstrated the greatest lack of integrity and honor.”

He shut off the machine, walked out to the heliport, climbed in the Yeezycopter and flew away.