Honey, have you seen my Periodic Table?

Faith say God invented the universe, while science says it was a Big Bang. But neither can prove it.

I say it was both.

See, God was in his garage messing around with some elements he just invented.

All of a sudden: BOOM!

Oops.

13.5 billion years later we have drive-thru restaurants, skinny jeans and outrageous cable bills.