Man Busted for Strolling Past Old Faithful Geyser in Yellowstone

A man was recently ticketed for walking past the steaming hot Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming.

“It’s the fastest way to take a shower,” the main claimed. “First I walk past to get wet. After soaping down, I walk past again to get a nice steam rinse.”

The water temperature during an eruption is more than 200 degrees. “Sure, it’s warm,” the man said. “But that’s the power of steam cleaning. You don’t even have to scrub.”

The man displayed several areas of his skin that had steamed right off his body. He bandaged the areas with dish towels wrapped with duct tape.