Most Popular Hockey Penalties in all 50 States
Ever wonder which hockey penalty is the most common in each state? Here they are. Each of these penalties is an immediate 2-game suspension for the entire team. Let’s take a look.
Alabama
Gigging a frog in the head with your stick.
Alaska
Two much time in the deep freeze with the game pucks.
Arizona
Applying 100+ degree heat to the opposing team’s goalie.
Arkansas
Riding razorback hogs in the opposing team’s end.
California
Tie-dyed uniforms.
Colorado
Getting a little too laid-back with adult cigarettes between periods.
Connecticut
Too many men on a line named Chad.
Delaware
Trying to get a tax shelter for your backyard rink.
Florida
Filling the rink with sea water.
Georgia
Making the rink ice from gin and peach juice.
Hawaii
Using longboards for team benches.
Idaho
Making pucks out of frozen spuds.
Illinois
Using a John Deere tractor dragging shop towels as the Zamboni.
Indiana
Making players skate around the rink counter-clockwise..
Iowa
Pretending they know what hockey is.
Kansas
Illegal use of witch hats instead of helmets.
Kentucky
Coach drinking whisky and sharing it with the players.
Louisiana
Too much BBQ sauce on the puck.
Maine
Throwing lobsters at a hockey player on a breakaway.
Maryland
Creating sand dunes between the blue lines.
Massachusetts
Getting into so many fight in Boston the entire city gets ejected.
Michigan
Scheduling every Michigan game against Ohio State.
Minnesota
Skipping school to play hockey.
Mississippi
Skipping school no matter what.
Missouri
Skipping school to go dirt-trackin’.
Montana
Using deer antlers for goalie sticks.
Nebraska
Renaming every college team in the state the Cornhuskers.
Nevada
Gambling hockey revenue on football games.
New Hampshire
We don’t do hockey. We ski.
New Jersey
We don’t do hockey. We eat cheesesteaks and bust unions.
New Mexico
State law all players must act one season as an extra on the Breaking Bad reboot.
New York
Locating the new New York Rangers rink on the 110th floor.
North Carolina
Hockey? Is that like basketball?
North Dakota
Wearing buffalo heads and horns during game play.
Ohio
Putting “Where the F is Cleveland?” on the back of every player.
Oklahoma
Asking hockey players to rope cattle between periods.
Oregon
Writing books about hockey history with no clue about the game.
Pennsylvania
Building a hockey rink that runs from Pittsburgh to Philly and back. And then charging a toll.
Rhode Island
Sure we like hockey. We love horse sports.
South Carolina
Look, if you don’t know if Charleston is in North or South Carolina, just say so.
South Dakota
Only one rink in the entire state.
Tennessee
Insisting all players must curse at each other in a Southern accent.
Texas
Restricting all game play to Democrat-controlled cities.
Utah
Insisting players wear magic underwear to help increase scoring chances.
Vermont
Restricting playing seasons to Presidential-election years.
Virginia
Introducing “polo on ice.”
Washington
Hey, I saw hockey once in Spokane.
West Virginia
Listen, boy, you best take that stick and skates and skedaddle over that holler back home to Ontario.
Wisconsin
Keeping an open beer in your hockey pants.
Wyoming
Using barbwire fencing instead of glass behind the goals.
