Animals

My cat is trying to kill me

“Schrodinger’s cat” is a thought experiment in quantum mechanics that says a cat may be both alive and dead at the same time. My cat is alive but his soul is dead — last week he hooked up guillotine to take my head off when I entered the kitchen. It didn’t work but i had a hard time explaining the knife wound.

Joe Ditzel

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