Never fall in love with your corporate overlords

I can accept Mint.com shutting down. I get it. Times change. Move on.

I gritted my teeth when Chipotle and Panera cut their portions in half and charged me more money. I get it. Inflation, right? OK.

BUT I WAS WRONG to trust the robot vacuum company when they said it would NEVER run over dog poop.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.