Money and Finance

Numbers and spreadsheets, they rule

My accountant tried this rap on me as I sat in his office. I don’t think it clicks but you decide:

Accountants, they don’t get enough love
But let me tell you, they’re far from a glove
They keep the finances straight, no room for error
Managing money, they’re a financial terror

Accountants, they’re so cool
Numbers and spreadsheets, they rule
They know how to balance, they never fall
Accountants, standing tall

Some may think they’re boring, but let me tell you they’re not
They’re the backbone of business, they’ll never be forgot
They keep everything in order, no chaos or strife
Accountants, leading the financial life

Accountants, they’re so cool
Numbers and spreadsheets, they rule
They know how to balance, they never fall
Accountants, standing tall

So next time you see an accountant, don’t turn and walk away
They’re important and essential, every single day
They deserve some respect, for all that they do
Accountants, we salute you!

Accountants, they’re so cool
Numbers and spreadsheets, they rule
They know how to balance, they never fall
Accountants, standing tall

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.