Ohio bans plastic surgeon popular on TikTok

Ohio has banned Dr. Roxy, a plastic surgeon in Ohio who gained fame by livestreaming surgeries on popular social app TikTok, from practicing medicine in the state.

See, this is why you have to go to California for all plastic surgery. Get the best. I’ve had all kinds of stuff done

– Botox injections for my scalp to prevent sweating

– A nose job to make it look more like a cat’s nose

– Hip augmentation so I can perform the best hip checks in my adult hockey league

– Chemical peels on my entire body to achieve porcelain skin

– Liposuction on my arms to fit into tighter sleeves

– A forehead reduction to make my face look more proportional

– A chin implant to give me a more defined jawline

– Surgery to lengthen my legs just a few inches

– A Brazilian butt lift to make my derriere as round and perky as possible

– And, of course, regular touch-ups on my lips to make them as plump as can be

And that’s not all.

– A full-body transplant to become a human popcorn machine

– A horn implant to warn cars when I’m bike riding

– Surgery to create an extra set of arms for multitasking

– A brain implant to enhance my psychic abilities

– A tailbone extension to fit a longer, more majestic tail

– Cheekbone sharpening

– A tongue splitting to achieve a snake-like appearance

– A third eye implant for heightened intuition

– Surgery to replace my teeth with diamonds

– And finally, a procedure to give me wings to avoid traffic when picking up my daily ration of chocolate donuts.