Ohio State players explain why they lost to Michigan at home – 2022
“Hey, man, this is a big party weekend. I was home by 8am, which is an hour earlier than usual.”
“Honestly, I wasn’t paying attention. I thought we were playing Toledo again.”
“Bruh, it’s a lot harder than you think out here. I can’t hear myself think it’s so loud. And I was thinking of Chicago deep dish the whole time.”
“One of the guys found a gift certificate to Chick-fil-A for $3,000 and the whole team went there at the half.
“It’s these uniforms. So itchy-scratchy!”
“Well, I’ll tell you this much. These Michigan guys played really well when we just stood around.”
“We Buckeyes held them to ten yards in the first half! Ten yards! Ten! Then in the second half we lost our minds. I’m still looking.”
“You think you could do better? I’ll talk the coach into letting you run ONE play and I’ll pay for your broken back with my NIL money.”
“Does anyone really care about Michigan? I mean some people live on a thumb up there. Hillbillies on a thumb. Ridiculous.”
“I catch passes. That’s what I do. But when you can smell the sweet BBQ ribs coming out of the concession at the far end of the Shoe, dang, it’s hard to focus on Xs and 0s.”
“Looks like the CFL for me.”
