She dumped me because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to watch on Netflix

She dumped me because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to watch on Netflix.

“What do you want to watch?” she asked.

“I don’t know. I’m not feeling any kind of vibe.”

“Any kind of vibe?”

“Yeah, I have to be in the mood for a certain genre, like action flicks or whatever I feel.”

She got up with a sad look on her face and paced around the couch for a few minutes, thinking.

“I’m leaving you,” she said.