Ohio State players still in shock over stunning Michigan loss at home
“I put in my request for a transfer from Ohio State to Slippery Rock.”
“Just talked to my mother. She said don’t come home until you beat Michigan. But I graduate this year.”
“Michigan has sucked for years. What happened? Have those guys been tested for steroids?”
“I don’t know. Maybe it was Mother Nature balancing out the universe. Ann Arbor doesn’t have a summer. This is the payback.”
“I dug a cave in the ground of my backyard so I can hide out for 5 to 10 years.”
“Sure, Urban Meyer was trash. But he was 7-0 against Michigan. Just saying…”
“In the second half we fell asleep. Guys were dragging their dorm mattress on the field. Sad.”
“I just nod my head slowly to the windshield wipers.”
“Let’s be honest. We underestimated Michigan. I mean, have you ever been there? In July you can cross-country ski through the quad.”
