Relationships and Dating

She dumped me when I said she looked like a beautiful character on “Game of Thrones”

“You look just like that beautiful character on the ‘Game of Thrones,'” I said.

“Which one?”

“The blonde. Raygar.”

“Rhaegar? Rhaegar is a he. A him. A guy” she said. “You think I look like a guy?”

“No, I meant the….”

“Forget it!” she said, picked up her Hillary Clinton book off the coffee table and walked out the door.

“Well, OK, I got the name wrong. I meant Daenerys, the blonde lady. But Raygar is kind of beautiful, too. Does that help?” I called after her as the front door swung ajar.

I heard her car door slam and the engine rev as she drove away.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.