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Omaha’s 5 most bizarre zoos

Welcome to Omaha, where the zoos are as unique and quirky as the city itself. Forget your standard lion, tiger, and bear exhibits; Omaha’s zoological scene is a different kind of animal. Let’s embark on a safari through the five most bizarre public zoos in the area:

Fin-tastic Fish Fiesta near the Missouri River

Dive into an underwater extravaganza at the Fin-tastic Fish Fiesta, located just a stone’s throw from the mighty Missouri. This aquatic wonderland specializes exclusively in fish, from the mundane goldfish to the exotic neon tetra. The highlight? A fashion show featuring the latest in fish tank decor. It’s less of a zoo and more of a fin-filled fiesta, where fish are the stars and bubbles are the applause.

Jungle Jamboree by Joslyn Art Museum

Nestled in the heart of the city, near the Joslyn Art Museum, lies a slice of the Amazon – the Jungle Jamboree. This zoo is strictly for the wild at heart, featuring only jungle animals. Meander through the misty paths and come face to face with monkeys, jaguars, and even a capybara or two. The pièce de résistance? A vine-swinging competition for the bravest visitors. Tarzan impersonations are encouraged.

Prairie Pals Petting Zoo on Prairie Road

Take a walk on the mild side at Prairie Pals, where the animals are as friendly as the Nebraskan locals. Situated on scenic Prairie Road, this petting zoo is home to the gentlest creatures of the Great Plains. Pat a prairie dog, cuddle a rabbit, or serenade a bison (at your own risk). It’s the perfect spot for those who prefer their zoos calm, cuddly, and without the possibility of being eaten.

Creepy Crawlies Conservatory near Creighton University

Just a hop, skip, and a jump away from Creighton University, this zoo is not for the faint of heart. The Creepy Crawlies Conservatory is a haven for all things slithery and slimy. Think snakes, spiders, and even a scorpion or two. The bravest (or craziest) visitors can partake in the “Hug a Bug” challenge. Warning: Screaming might disturb the tarantulas.

Avian Adventure Atrium in Aksarben Village

Bird enthusiasts, rejoice! The Avian Adventure Atrium, located in the trendy Aksarben Village, is a paradise of feathers and beaks. From the tiniest hummingbird to the grandest peacock, this zoo is all about our feathered friends. Highlights include a ‘Tweet-Along’ karaoke bar where you can sing with the birds and a fashion runway for the most stylish parrots.

In Omaha, a visit to the zoo is more than just a walk on the wild side; it’s an experience that ranges from the aquatic to the avian, the creepy to the cuddly. Each zoo offers a unique glimpse into the animal kingdom, ensuring that every visit is as memorable as it is bizarre.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.