10 reasons Trump wants to take over Greenland
A Year-Round Christmas WonderlandBy taking over Greenland, Trump could transform it into the ultimate holiday destination, rebranding it as “North
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Trump wants Greenland and Panama. Here are 10 other spots he might covet.
Atlantis The Moon Disneyland The Isle of Man North Pole Lake Erie The Vatican Antarctica The Bermuda Triangle Cuba These
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Pituffik, Santa, and the Diesel-Powered Arctic Mystery
Since Greenland is back in the spotlight — the president wants to buy it — again, let’s unpack this fascinating
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The hockey announcer who gives too much information
“Welcome back, folks, to the Edmonton Elks versus the Saskatoon Snowstorm, where the action on the ice is as intense
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2025 Golden Globes: Hollywood’s Annual Champagne-Fueled Fever Dream
The Golden Globes. The night Hollywood pats itself on the back for its courage to pretend for a living while
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Ohio State’s incomparable football strategy: 3,325 players and counting
Ohio State’s football team has always been a powerhouse, but their latest strategy has left many shaking their head. Forget
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John Daly’s Beard Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom for “Services to America”
In a ceremony filled with the faint aroma of barbecue sauce, President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
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Jake Paul to Fight Woody Hayes’ at Caesar’s Palace
LAS VEGAS — YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul has announced he will face off against the spectral presence of legendary Ohio State
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10 terrible things travelers do (Please stop)
Travelling has become insufferable. Here are some of my favorite terrible things travelers have done as they attempt to win
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10 Moments Employees Realized HR Was Not Their Friend
HR is supposed to be the bridge between employees and management, a safe space where workplace concerns are heard and
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The Great Retirement Migration to the Dakotas
Forget Florida’s sandy beaches and Arizona’s golf cart parades. The new hot spots for retirement? North and South Dakota. Yes,
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New laws in Colorado Springs to take effect next month
Next month, Colorado Springs is set to introduce a slate of new laws. While some municipalities focus on infrastructure or
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Unusual Delays Plague Colorado Springs Travelers as Mountain Goats, UFOs, and Elk Parades Take Center Stage
Travelers at Colorado Springs Airport faced unprecedented delays this week—not from the usual suspects like weather or mechanical issues, but
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The Punch Heard Around the Football World
Today in sports history: On December 29, 1978, during the Gator Bowl between Ohio State and Clemson, Ohio State head
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Colorado Springs neighborhood Spotlight: The Broadmoor baguette
The grocery store line was moving slower than molasses uphill in January. I had a frozen pizza and a six-pack
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