How I became the first senior citizen on Elon Musk’s gov-busting DOGE crew
I’ve always wanted to get in on the ground floor of something big. In the ’80s, I thought about buying
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Patrick Mahomes Had a Worse Night Than Your Uncle Who Bet His Mortgage on the Chiefs
You could see it in Mahomes’ eyes during that first drive—hope, determination, the faint sparkle of a man who thought
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President Trump Launches “Operation Narnia Freedom”: Annexation Part of 100-Day Blitz
President Trump has announced the official annexation of Narnia. “We’re bringing Narnia into the fold of American greatness,” Trump declared
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The new golden age of art and culture?
Donald Trump fired the members of the board of trustees at the Kennedy Center, named himself chairman and said he
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10 insane laws you might run into in Colorado Springs
Why are these crazy laws still on the books? Here are some insane laws you better watch out for in
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5 defunct Colorado Springs local political parties
Like Austin, Colorado Springs attracts a certain number of “characters.” The local political scene is no exception. Here are five
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The ten toughest teachers in Colorado Springs history
The 10 Toughest Teachers in Colorado Springs History In a town known for high altitude and high expectations, these legendary
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Elon Musk Takes Over Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds, Vows to Eliminate ‘Braids, Pigtails, and Metalhead Headbanging’
Elon Musk, tech mogul and part-time eccentric, has been appointed head of the Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds (DoLHD). The department,
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Musk’s DOGE Declares War on Orange Barrels: “Efficiency Begins at the Cone”
Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE) has officially taken control of the nation’s Department of Orange Barrels (DOB). The
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Ten Ohio Seasons
I often see social media influencers showing up on Instagram doing interviews with passersby they accost on the street. Then
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The Ballad of Pickleball Pete
I should’ve known things were about to go sideways when I pulled my hamstring during my warm-up stretches—reaching for my
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This American citizenship test is Un-American
Interesting fact: only one third of Americans could pass the USCIS immigrant test for naturalization.
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Small meteorite crashes in suburbs, captured by ring doorbell
Shady Maple Estates, USA — A quiet cul-de-sac erupted in excitement last night when a meteorite the size of a
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HECKLERS: The Comedy Club Chain Where Roasts Rule
Hot off the success of my comedy club chain “CROWD WORK,” I’m expanding with a new concept called “HECKLERS.” You
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10 things that will happen in 2025 due to the rare alignment of planets
According to NASA, six planets — Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune — will align and light up the
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