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Cars and Traffic
January 17, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk Teases Mini Cybertruck

Musk is set to unveil a new, pint-sized addition to Tesla’s lineup: the Mini Cybertruck. Rumored to be roughly the

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Cars and Traffic
January 16, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk to Revive Rat Patrol with Cybertruck Firepower: The Future of Retro TV

In a move that has everyone from military historians to reality TV addicts scratching their heads, Elon Musk announced that

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Travel and Places
January 15, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Definitive Review of Colorado Springs’ Ten Most Popular Breakfast Cereals

Lots of people don’t realize the amazing number of breakfast cereals that were invented in Colorado Springs. Here is a

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Travel and Places
January 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Uber Ride That Made Me Quit Driving in Colorado Springs

It was a cold, foggy Tuesday night, the kind that makes the mountains disappear into the clouds. I had just

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Politics and Government
January 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump Announces Plan to Peacefully “Absorb” Canada, Starting with Hockey and Beer

In a press conference held at Mar-a-Lago, flanked by a maple leaf-shaped podium adorned with gold trim, Donald Trump unveiled

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Sports
January 12, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The modern golfer — master of measurement, amateur of execution

Golf used to be a simple game: grip, swing, and pray. But not for today’s modern golfer, who rolls onto

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Literature and Poetry
January 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Odyssey – Book 1: The muse tells a whopper

THE GODS IN COUNCIL—MINERVA’S VISIT TO ITHACA—THE CHALLENGE FROM TELEMACHUS TO THE SUITORS. Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious

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Uncategorized
January 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Uber stories: Alabama mattress money

You wouldn’t believe the things people tell you when you’re driving them around. It’s like the backseat of my car

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Work and Careers
January 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Tiffany bracelets and Laurel Canyon: First days in LA

In 1991, I rolled into LA from Ohio, piloting my trusty old Toyota Corolla to my new gig in TV

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Gig Economy
January 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Red lights optional: The Uber daredevil diaries

It was always interesting when I got another Uber driver as a passenger. I picked up this rider/driver in downtown

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Politics and Government
January 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 reasons Trump wants to take over Greenland

A Year-Round Christmas WonderlandBy taking over Greenland, Trump could transform it into the ultimate holiday destination, rebranding it as “North

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Politics and Government
January 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump wants Greenland and Panama. Here are 10 other spots he might covet.

Atlantis The Moon Disneyland The Isle of Man North Pole Lake Erie The Vatican Antarctica The Bermuda Triangle Cuba These

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Politics and Government
January 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Pituffik, Santa, and the Diesel-Powered Arctic Mystery

Since Greenland is back in the spotlight — the president wants to buy it — again, let’s unpack this fascinating

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Sports
January 7, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The hockey announcer who gives too much information

“Welcome back, folks, to the Edmonton Elks versus the Saskatoon Snowstorm, where the action on the ice is as intense

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Entertainment
January 6, 2025 Joe Ditzel

2025 Golden Globes: Hollywood’s Annual Champagne-Fueled Fever Dream

The Golden Globes. The night Hollywood pats itself on the back for its courage to pretend for a living while

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