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March 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Colorado Springs Backskate Bandits: A tale of hockey, heists, and chaos

In the early 1950s, Colorado Springs became home to a short-lived but unforgettable semi-pro hockey team called the Pikes Peak

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Travel and Places
March 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 farmers you have to meet at the Colorado Springs farmer’s market

1. Hank “The Pumpkin Picasso” Mulligan Specialty: Gourds and Pumpkins with Hand-Painted FacesHank: “Y’know, anyone can grow a pumpkin, but

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Travel and Places
March 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The great gondola debacle: Colorado Springs’ unrealized dream

Back in the mid-1970s, fueled by a combination of civic pride, questionable engineering, and too much Coors at city council

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Travel and Places
February 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How Colorado Springs almost got the Pikes Peak Thunder

Back in the late 1980s, Colorado Springs was this close to landing an NFL franchise: the Pikes Peak Thunder. The

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Travel and Places
February 23, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Roasting 10 local fashion choices in Colorado Springs

1. The “Adventure Bro” Look Uniform: Patagonia puffer vest, cargo shorts (yes, even in winter), and Chacos with socks.Roast: We

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Sports
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to fix your “over the top” golf swing — dodgeball memories

Let’s talk about the classic golf disaster: swinging “over the top.” If you’re not familiar, this is when your club

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Travel and Places
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Colorado springs neighborhood spotlight: Cimmaron Hills garage nights

It was late, the kind of late where you wonder if people are at the bar because they’re still trying

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Travel and Places
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 dumb government proposals to handle the growing traffic and construction issues in Colorado Springs

1. “Mountain Goat Rideshare Program” To reduce car traffic, the city proposes training mountain goats to carry commuters along scenic

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Travel and Places
February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs

Here are 10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs, spanning all kinds of sports and

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Travel and Places
February 16, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to buy an affordable house in Colorado Springs

“I found a house I can afford just outside Colorado Springs…It’s in Gunnison.”

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Crime and Legal
February 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

War dogs in Appalachia didn’t listen to Jimmy

Once again, here is another scam that urges me to repeat Jimmy Conway’s wisdom from “Goodfellas.” Jimmy Conway : [Johnny

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Politics and Government
February 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump rewrites the names of famous bodies of water

Trump recently decided to rename The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America. It didn’t take long for him

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Sports
February 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The NFL’s Next Wave of Inevitable Changes

Roger Goodell never sleeps. He spends his nights hunched over a futuristic holographic map of the NFL, tweaking, shifting, and

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Politics and Government
February 12, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How I became the first senior citizen on Elon Musk’s gov-busting DOGE crew

I’ve always wanted to get in on the ground floor of something big. In the ’80s, I thought about buying

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Sports
February 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Patrick Mahomes Had a Worse Night Than Your Uncle Who Bet His Mortgage on the Chiefs

You could see it in Mahomes’ eyes during that first drive—hope, determination, the faint sparkle of a man who thought

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