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December 1, 2024 Joe Ditzel

College football introduces official “Flag Gauntlet” rule to resolve rivalry game tensions

In a groundbreaking (and highly controversial) move, the NCAA has unveiled a new rule designed to channel post-game tensions into

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Sports
November 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Boston Tee Party: The forgotten history of golf’s greatest revolution

When most people think of the Boston Tea Party, they picture angry patriots, teacups shattering, and a harbor full of

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Politics and Government
November 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Top 10 Canadian Imports Subject to New U.S. Tariffs

Let’s see if these tariffs can chill the famously polite Canadian economy.

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Tech and Science
November 23, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The saga of the package that almost was

It started innocently enough: a pair of shoes ordered online, the kind that promise to make you look taller, faster,

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Tech and Science
November 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

New watch makes fun of your emotions – Amazon

This exciting new watch on Amazon analyzes your emotional state and makes fun of you.

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Sports
November 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 insane golf courses around the US

1. Florida: “Gator Bait Greens”  Every hole here is lined with a charming mix of palm trees, alligator ponds, and

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Sports
November 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Gold pickleball paddle on Amazon

Gold pickleball paddle on Amazon.

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Sports
November 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

To be or not to be….

Too much thinking….

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Language
November 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Learning Spanish under pressure

I thought this would be easier if we both spoke the same language.

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Travel and Places
November 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Leaning on the world: How Americans’ body language stands out abroad

Americans tend to casually lean on walls, doorways, or furniture, and it’s often viewed as a laid-back, informal gesture. In

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Language
November 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

“Throwing Soup on the Sofa” and nine other common phrases explained

   Here are nine phrases explained so you aren’t so confused when your Aunt from the Old Country starts ripping

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Travel and Places
November 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The main reason you should move to Norway

Listen, I know deep inside you want to be Tony Soprano, or at least Paulie. So this is what you

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Politics and Government
November 7, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Trump appoints Omarosa as head of new government division to launch reality singing shows, promises to “Make TV Great Again”

Dateline: Washington, D.C. — In what some are calling a groundbreaking pivot for government programming, President Donald Trump has appointed

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Politics and Government
November 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Trump issues multiple executive orders within hours of being elected

Donald Trump won the presidency once again and is wasting no time. Today he issued a flurry of executive orders:

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Politics and Government
November 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things Trump failed to get done as President

Today, Nov. 4, is Election Day In America. Voters are choosing between Kamala Harris/Democrat and Donald Trump/Republican. Trump is often

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