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October 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Sayanora, catch you later!

10-5. Today is sports history: Barry Bonds Breaks the Single-Season Home Run Record (2001): Barry Bonds hit his 71st and

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Sports
October 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Shot Heard Round the World gave the Dodgers a one-way ticket to Sorrowville

10-3. Today in Sports History. The “Shot Heard ‘Round the World” (1951): Bobby Thomson hit one of the most famous

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Cars and Traffic
October 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Consistency at the car dealer

Fun fact: 8 percent of people trusted a car salesperson in 1977. In 2020, that number was still 8 percent.

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Space and Exploration
October 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

My bulge is embarrassing

Fun fact: If you measure from the center of the planet, Mt. Everest is not the tallest thing on Earth.

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Sports
October 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Tigers: Do we really need pitchers in baseball?

10-2. On This Day in Sports History. (1968). St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Bob Gibson set a World Series record by

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Tech and Science
September 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Wallet? Pay? Cash? Card? It’s an Apple payment circus and I’m in the clown car

It was about the third time I found myself standing at a checkout counter, sweating bullets while fumbling with my

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Sports
September 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

And now Deshuan Watson doesn’t want to run the ball

No wonder Cleveland Browns fans are mad all the time.

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Cars and Traffic
September 26, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky car salespeople say

Enter a relationship “You don’t *buy* a car from me—you *enter a relationship* with greatness. The cars I sell aren’t

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Sports
September 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky gymnasts like to say

Pre-Workout “You think you know what it takes to fuel this machine? My pre-workout smoothie is handcrafted by a culinary

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History
September 20, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Ikea will make you sit down and cry

09-20. On this day in 1519, Ferdinand Magellan set sail from Spain with 270 men on five ships, beginning a

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Sports
September 20, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky tennis players say

Cocky tennis players are a breed apart. It’s a tough sport but they have to make sure you know how

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Sports
September 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky skiers like to say

Carbon fiber  “Oh, these skis? Custom-made carbon fiber. They’re so light I can literally lift them with one finger. Same

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Sports
September 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 most ridiculous efforts the Cleveland Browns have tried to become a winner

1. Quantum Cleats – Special cleats designed by a theoretical physicist that allow players to exist in two places at

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Travel and Places
September 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 bizarre facts about Cleveland’s most eccentric suburbs

1. Shaker Heights – Known for its commitment to preserving 1920s fashion, all residents are required by law to wear

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Sports
September 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In the palm of your hand

Golf instructors: Never hold the club in your palms. Moe Norman, the most accurate golfer in history: Always hold the

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