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Tech and Science
September 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Wallet? Pay? Cash? Card? It’s an Apple payment circus and I’m in the clown car

It was about the third time I found myself standing at a checkout counter, sweating bullets while fumbling with my

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Sports
September 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

And now Deshuan Watson doesn’t want to run the ball

No wonder Cleveland Browns fans are mad all the time.

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Cars and Traffic
September 26, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky car salespeople say

Enter a relationship “You don’t *buy* a car from me—you *enter a relationship* with greatness. The cars I sell aren’t

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Sports
September 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky gymnasts like to say

Pre-Workout “You think you know what it takes to fuel this machine? My pre-workout smoothie is handcrafted by a culinary

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History
September 20, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Ikea will make you sit down and cry

09-20. On this day in 1519, Ferdinand Magellan set sail from Spain with 270 men on five ships, beginning a

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Sports
September 20, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky tennis players say

Cocky tennis players are a breed apart. It’s a tough sport but they have to make sure you know how

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Sports
September 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things cocky skiers like to say

Carbon fiber  “Oh, these skis? Custom-made carbon fiber. They’re so light I can literally lift them with one finger. Same

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Sports
September 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 most ridiculous efforts the Cleveland Browns have tried to become a winner

1. Quantum Cleats – Special cleats designed by a theoretical physicist that allow players to exist in two places at

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Travel and Places
September 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 bizarre facts about Cleveland’s most eccentric suburbs

1. Shaker Heights – Known for its commitment to preserving 1920s fashion, all residents are required by law to wear

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Sports
September 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In the palm of your hand

Golf instructors: Never hold the club in your palms. Moe Norman, the most accurate golfer in history: Always hold the

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History
September 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

And that’s how she discovered he was cheating

09-16. Today in history – in 1908 William C. Durant, a carriage maker, founded GM in Flint. By the 70s,

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Tech and Science
September 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

A fault visible from space

The San Andreas Fault is visible from space and it’s wider than you think. Still, it’s not as wide as

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Literature and Poetry
September 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 popular passages from Hemingway’s “The Sun Also Rises in East Texas”

After the acclaim of “The Sun Also Rises”, Ernest Hemingway sought new horizons to explore the depths of human experience.

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Holidays
September 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

How I accidentally orchestrated a Halloween uprising

You know those pop-up Halloween stores that materialize in empty retail spaces every October? The ones filled to the brim

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Music
September 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Meatloaf draws the line

09-15-24. On this day in 1993 the hit “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” was released.

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