BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED!
BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED! Soon after the debate, “Earring-gate” rumors swirled that Harris was getting coached by Joe Biden through an
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Free water giveaway during brutal hear wave gets Arizona man in hot water with his HOA
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Free water giveaway during brutal hear wave gets Arizona man in hot water
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Boy accidentally topples 3,500-year-old jar to the ground, smashing it into thousands of pieces on museum visit
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Boy accidentally topples 3,500-year-old jar to the ground, smashing it into thousands of
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Instagram’s new chat bot buddies
I was noodling around on Instagram and saw there is a new feature and checked it out. I’m not exactly
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10 months of “I’m going today!”
Fun fact: Potatoes sit in warehouses 10 months before they are packaged to go to stores. That’s like signing up
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Country-wide instant replay to catch jerks immediately
I’m excited to announce I compiled enough signatures to get on the ballot for President of the United States. My
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Locked up at Target
Target recently improved their quarterly results largely due to massive efforts to curb theft, including locking up more of the
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Never never
Finally got my first tattoo. It’s a QR Code on my chest that links to a YouTube video of Rick
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Do we have a problem, here? Huh?
A few tips as we end the summer. Remember you should never swim away and splash wildly if you see
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Belinda dumped me when she said I was more emotionally involved with my Star Wars theories than our future.
Belinda dumped me when she said I was more emotionally involved with my Star Wars theories than our future.
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10 of the greatest Adele songs of all time
10 of the greatest Adele songs of all time. 1. “Rolling in the Deep, But I Got Lost in the
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Lights, Camera, Paris: The Ultimate Action Star Stunts at the Closing Ceremony
Tom Cruise was Tom of a spectacular stunt (I know, shocking!) at the Paris 2024 Summer Olympics. But what you
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman dies after getting caught in O’Hare airport’s baggage carousel in Chicago
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman dies after getting caught in O’Hare airport’s baggage carousel in Chicago.
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I’m running five miles a day
I’m running five miles a day, and by running I mean walking.
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10 ways you know Tim Walz is right for Dem VP
Tim Walz knows that in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center. Tim Walz knows how
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