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Sports
August 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Good for you, bro

Good for you, bro. The French pole vaulter at the Summer Olympics opened an OF account and billed $100 million

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Animals
August 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Less stress, blue sky

Horses are allowed on all public roads in the US except interstates. I’m not telling you how to live your

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Crime and Legal
August 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me

I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me.

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Travel and Places
August 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 celebrated buildings in Huntington, West Virginia

When it comes to iconic architecture, Huntington, West Virginia, might not be the first place that springs to mind. But

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Health
August 4, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when your anxieties run wild

That feeling when your anxieties run wild.

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Travel and Places
August 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 most iconic buildings in Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh, a city known for its steel history, sports pride, and rivers, is also home to some of the most

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Life
August 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Icy buckets

Just thinking about the fact that we used to pour buckets of ice water over each other’s heads like some

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Relationships and Dating
August 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Las Vegas woman accused of shooting man unprovoked while naked in his apartment

Somewhat confusing headline I didn’t expect to see today: Las Vegas woman accused of shooting man unprovoked while naked in

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Birthday
August 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Jay and Silent Bob Scream

08-02. Happy birthday to directors Wes Craven and Kevin Smith. My favorite movies they co-directed were Jay and Silent Bob

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Birthday
August 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Jerry and Coolio

08-01. Happy Birthday to Jerry Garcia and Coolio — we all love their big hit, “Super Magnolia Paradise.”

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Sports
July 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Rolling it softly

07-29 Olympic update. As the first alternate on the US Bowling Team, y’all have asked me to explain the strengths

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People
July 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I’ve never met a person named Karen who was a Karen

I’ve never met a person named Karen who was a Karen.

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Sports
July 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The French Gambit

07-28 update. As I sit in my room here in Paris reading your questions, many of you ask why bowling

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Crime and Legal
July 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Drop it like it’s hot

Interesting fact: The most common theft at Target is women dropping nail polish into their purse. Me, I put step

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Sports
July 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Keeping LeBron James and Coco Gauff dry

07-27-24 update. At first they wouldn’t let me on the Team USA boat that floated down the Seine in the

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