The slowest gang in the South (end)
The Derby City Mowers, as they called themselves, weren’t your typical Louisville criminal enterprise. For one thing, their average age
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Louisville’s 5 most regrettable college spirit mascots
Every college needs a mascot to inspire students, intimidate rivals, and sell overpriced merchandise. But these five Louisville institutions clearly
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Louisville’s 5 most unemployable professors still somehow teaching
Louisville’s universities pride themselves on innovative teaching methods, but somewhere between “thinking outside the box” and “setting the box on
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Louisville’s 5 worst clowns — jesters who should have stayed in accounting
When Ringling Bros. Clown College closed its doors, nobody expected the graduates to unionize and demand city-sponsored employment. Yet here
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5 worst rock bands in Louisville
1. The Bourbon Hemorrhage (Hard Rock/Metal) Led by Chet “Screech” Thunderneck, the Bourbon Hemorrhage holds the distinction of being banned
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Trump proposes 100-year mortgage: America’s bold new path to homeownership
In a stunning display of financial innovation that makes payday loans look conservative, lawmakers are now floating the idea of
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5 Louisville tax professionals redefining legality
1. Thunderdome Tax Services & Exotic Animal Rescue “Where Your Refund Goes to Feed the Lizards” Operating from a converted
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Louisville’s 5 most regrettable places to rest your head
1. The Waterson Expressway Motor Lodge & Meditation Center “Where Highway Noise Meets Inner Peace” Perched impossibly close to the
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The Old Fashioned wars: 10 discredited origin stories that Louisville desperately wanted to be true
The Old Fashioned cocktail has more origin stories than a Marvel superhero, and Louisville claims approximately all of them. The
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10 fun facts about Louisville that big history doesn’t want you to know
1. The Derby Was Originally a Potato Sack Race Before horses entered the picture in 1875, the Kentucky Derby was
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Trump Cancels Charles Nelson Reilly, Citing “Too Much Laughing, Not Enough Winning”
PALM BEACH — President Donald Trump announced today that he has canceled legendary game show personality Charles Nelson Reilly, accusing
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6 music acts scheduled for the Grand Opening of the Trump Ballroom
Headliner: Kid Rock with special guest Ted Nugent They perform “Sweet Home Mar-a-Lago” while marching around with gold-painted muskets. The
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Louisville’s 5 most questionable vision centers
Dr. Squintsworth’s Discount Vision Emporium & Bait Shop Located conveniently between a fireworks warehouse and an active construction site on
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LSU asks President Trump to pick next quarterback
After firing head coach Brian Kelly and now athletic director Scott Woodward, Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry suggested Trump might help
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Democrats unveil ‘Max Blue’ nightclub initiative to match red state ballroom boom
Democratic-led cities have announced plans to construct massive “Max Blue” nightclubs in direct response to red state ballrooms. The branding
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