Donald Trump at 14 Working at McDonald’s in 1960
Snippets of 14-year-old Donald Trump working at McDonald’s On Greeting Customers “Welcome to McDonald’s, the greatest burger place, maybe of
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Just bite down on this, pardner!
An insurance company just revealed they may not pay for “additional” anesthesia for operation patients if the operation goes over
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High streets and low blows: Get to know Columbus neighborhoods
Columbus, Ohio. Locals sometimes call it C-Bus. Which sounds like a bus in a horror movie where you can get
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Amazon Launches “Prime Fly” Personal Drone Flights — Your One-Way Ticket to Terrifying Convenience
In a move guaranteed to change how we travel (and likely how we scream), Amazon has announced it will begin
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Introducing the Orange Barrel Network
After a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential
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“Putting Feathers on the Fish” and more common phrases and their history
1. “Putting Feathers on the Fish” – Origin: In ancient coastal towns, superstitious fishmongers believed that decorating fish with
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10 NFL Team-Specific Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
The Dallas Cowboys “America’s Team” Branding Council This group worked tirelessly to maintain the Cowboys’ image as “America’s Team,” despite
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10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency The National Huddle Standardization Board This board spent $12 million
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College football introduces official “Flag Gauntlet” rule to resolve rivalry game tensions
In a groundbreaking (and highly controversial) move, the NCAA has unveiled a new rule designed to channel post-game tensions into
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The Boston Tee Party: The forgotten history of golf’s greatest revolution
When most people think of the Boston Tea Party, they picture angry patriots, teacups shattering, and a harbor full of
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Top 10 Canadian Imports Subject to New U.S. Tariffs
Let’s see if these tariffs can chill the famously polite Canadian economy.
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The saga of the package that almost was
It started innocently enough: a pair of shoes ordered online, the kind that promise to make you look taller, faster,
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New watch makes fun of your emotions – Amazon
This exciting new watch on Amazon analyzes your emotional state and makes fun of you.
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10 insane golf courses around the US
1. Florida: “Gator Bait Greens” Every hole here is lined with a charming mix of palm trees, alligator ponds, and
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Gold pickleball paddle on Amazon
Gold pickleball paddle on Amazon.
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