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September 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

And that’s how she discovered he was cheating

09-16. Today in history – in 1908 William C. Durant, a carriage maker, founded GM in Flint. By the 70s,

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Tech and Science
September 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

A fault visible from space

The San Andreas Fault is visible from space and it’s wider than you think. Still, it’s not as wide as

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Literature and Poetry
September 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 popular passages from Hemingway’s “The Sun Also Rises in East Texas”

After the acclaim of “The Sun Also Rises”, Ernest Hemingway sought new horizons to explore the depths of human experience.

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Holidays
September 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

How I accidentally orchestrated a Halloween uprising

You know those pop-up Halloween stores that materialize in empty retail spaces every October? The ones filled to the brim

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Music
September 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Meatloaf draws the line

09-15-24. On this day in 1993 the hit “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” was released.

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Politics and Government
September 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED!

BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED! Soon after the debate, “Earring-gate” rumors swirled that Harris was getting coached by Joe Biden through an

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Travel and Places
September 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Free water giveaway during brutal hear wave gets Arizona man in hot water with his HOA

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Free water giveaway during brutal hear wave gets Arizona man in hot water

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History
August 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Boy accidentally topples 3,500-year-old jar to the ground, smashing it into thousands of pieces on museum visit

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Boy accidentally topples 3,500-year-old jar to the ground, smashing it into thousands of

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Social Media
August 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Instagram’s new chat bot buddies

I was noodling around on Instagram and saw there is a new feature and checked it out. I’m not exactly

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Food and Restaurants
August 26, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 months of “I’m going today!”

Fun fact: Potatoes sit in warehouses 10 months before they are packaged to go to stores. That’s like signing up

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Politics and Government
August 24, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Country-wide instant replay to catch jerks immediately

I’m excited to announce I compiled enough signatures to get on the ballot for President of the United States. My

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Music
August 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Locked up at Target

Target recently improved their quarterly results largely due to massive efforts to curb theft, including locking up more of the

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Clothing and Style
August 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Never never

Finally got my first tattoo. It’s a QR Code on my chest that links to a YouTube video of Rick

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Animals
August 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Do we have a problem, here? Huh?

A few tips as we end the summer. Remember you should never swim away and splash wildly if you see

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Relationships and Dating
August 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Belinda dumped me when she said I was more emotionally involved with my Star Wars theories than our future.

Belinda dumped me when she said I was more emotionally involved with my Star Wars theories than our future.

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