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Sports
July 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Italy “pasta gymnasts” set to turn the Summer Olympics upside down

Italy is sending a team of “pasta gymnasts” to the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. Here two athletes train from

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Relationships and Dating
July 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Gabrielle dumped me after I showed up at our favorite cafe in skinny jeans and a fanny pack

This is Gabrielle who I met in Paris. She walked away from our 3-month relationship after I showed up at

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Books and Magazines
June 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 alternative Dr. Seuss-style books

10 alternative Dr.Seuss-style books: 1. Original: “The Cat in the Hat”    – Alternative: “The Zoom Meeting Catastrophe” 2. Original:

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Relationships and Dating
June 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When the ghosts of failed relationships return

When the ghosts of failed relationships return.

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Politics and Government
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Trump and Biden to settle debate differences on the golf course for charity

Last night’s presidential debate took a sharp detour from the usual political sparring into the realm of sports. After spending

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Music
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Hip-Hop square dancing is sweeping America

It all started in a small barn in Lexington, Kentucky, where a local DJ named DJ Yee-Hawkins was fiddling with

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Relationships and Dating
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Pump the brakes, Chad!

Chad is getting out over his skis in the relationship.

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Religion and Faith
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Maccabees should have been in the canon

The Maccabees should have been in the Bible canon.

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Sports
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Russian hockey players or characters from Gaston Leroux’s “The Secret of the Night”?

Are these Russian National Hockey Team players or names you’ll encounter in Gaston Leroux’s “The Secret of the Night”?: Thaddeus

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Politics and Government
June 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Ron DeSantis and Mickey Mouse watch the Biden/ Trump debate

(Thursday Morning – 06-27-24 – DISNEY WORLD) It’s a balmy evening at Disney World, and the VIP lounge has been

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Sports
June 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Stanley Cup Corruption — Did Florida Fans Bribe Referees?

BREAKING: Stanley Cup Corruption — Did Florida Fans Bribe Referees? #stanleycup #floridapanthers #nhl #bribery

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Animals
June 23, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The cat during her Bruce Lee phase

The cat during her Bruce Lee phase

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Crime and Legal
June 23, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The bump and the gaslighting

In the old days, I owned several motorcycles. I loved the wind in my hair, the rumble of my motorcycle

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Relationships and Dating
June 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Welcome to BearTender — Swipe right for roaring romance

Ladies, gather ’round! Tired of swiping left on Tinder and Bumble, only to end up on lackluster dates with men

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Comedy
June 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Comedy Coaster: The most masochistic entertainment at Six Flags Magic Mountain

If Dante had visited Six Flags Magic Mountain before writing his Inferno, I am confident he would have found a

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