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Music
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Hip-Hop square dancing is sweeping America

It all started in a small barn in Lexington, Kentucky, where a local DJ named DJ Yee-Hawkins was fiddling with

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Relationships and Dating
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Pump the brakes, Chad!

Chad is getting out over his skis in the relationship.

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Religion and Faith
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Maccabees should have been in the canon

The Maccabees should have been in the Bible canon.

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Sports
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Russian hockey players or characters from Gaston Leroux’s “The Secret of the Night”?

Are these Russian National Hockey Team players or names you’ll encounter in Gaston Leroux’s “The Secret of the Night”?: Thaddeus

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Politics and Government
June 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Ron DeSantis and Mickey Mouse watch the Biden/ Trump debate

(Thursday Morning – 06-27-24 – DISNEY WORLD) It’s a balmy evening at Disney World, and the VIP lounge has been

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Sports
June 25, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Stanley Cup Corruption — Did Florida Fans Bribe Referees?

BREAKING: Stanley Cup Corruption — Did Florida Fans Bribe Referees? #stanleycup #floridapanthers #nhl #bribery

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Animals
June 23, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The cat during her Bruce Lee phase

The cat during her Bruce Lee phase

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Crime and Legal
June 23, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The bump and the gaslighting

In the old days, I owned several motorcycles. I loved the wind in my hair, the rumble of my motorcycle

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Relationships and Dating
June 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Welcome to BearTender — Swipe right for roaring romance

Ladies, gather ’round! Tired of swiping left on Tinder and Bumble, only to end up on lackluster dates with men

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Comedy
June 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Comedy Coaster: The most masochistic entertainment at Six Flags Magic Mountain

If Dante had visited Six Flags Magic Mountain before writing his Inferno, I am confident he would have found a

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Music
June 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Taylor Swift’s greatest fear — finding true happiness with Travis

Once upon a time, in a land filled with broken hearts, teardrops on guitars, and too many bad boyfriends to

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Sports
June 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In a Tribute to Recently Passed Willie Mays, Spike Lee Announces Hip Hop Musical Film “Mays,” Starring Jay-Z

In an unprecedented fusion of sports, music, and cinema, iconic filmmaker Spike Lee has announced his latest project: a hip-hop

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Weather and Climate
June 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Tornados love the USA

Weird fact: Tornados love the USA. We get more than any country in the world — 1500 every year. Europe

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Tech and Science
June 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a password and denied him access.

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a

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Language
June 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

A tale of name-based snobbery

When you hear the name “Derek,” what comes to mind? Maybe you think of a solid, reliable guy—perhaps the friendly

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