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July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Great news! I was just named an alternate for the US Bowling Team at the Paris Olympics!

Crazy and exciting! Just got off the phone with Lane Striker, coach of the the US Bowling Team for the

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Life moves too fast for this old Scot

Old Scot in the village pub thinks life is moving too fast: “Och, aye, it’s a sad state we’re in,

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Outdoor Sports
July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and catches 20-inch bass

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man stuck in Houston flood at a Whataburger breaks out fishing pole and

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Travel and Places
July 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Massive brawl onboard airliner shocks passengers, pilot decides on emergency landing

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Massive brawl onboard airliner shocks passengers, pilot decides on emergency landing

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TV
July 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Forget about Iron Man

Hey kid, forget about Iron Man. Let me spin you a yarn about a relic from the disco days, a

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Military
July 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The devil went down to Fort Sumter

The Civil War’s opening salvo wasn’t a barrage of cannon fire but a masterful duel of fiddle prowess. Before the

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Sports
July 8, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Foiled at the National Fencing Championships

The US Fencing National Championships wrapped up today in Columbus. I learned you don’t call it a sword. There are

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Holidays
July 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man dies after putting a live firework on his head during Independence Day celebration

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man dies after putting a live firework on his head during Independence Day

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Cars and Traffic
July 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car

That feeling when you forget to turn off the engine before you put oil in the car.

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Holidays
July 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Dear Britain: Have fun at work tomorrow!

As the calendar turns to July 4th, a distinctive cheer echoes from sea to shining sea in the United States.

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Sports
July 3, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Italy “pasta gymnasts” set to turn the Summer Olympics upside down

Italy is sending a team of “pasta gymnasts” to the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. Here two athletes train from

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Relationships and Dating
July 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Gabrielle dumped me after I showed up at our favorite cafe in skinny jeans and a fanny pack

This is Gabrielle who I met in Paris. She walked away from our 3-month relationship after I showed up at

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Books and Magazines
June 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 alternative Dr. Seuss-style books

10 alternative Dr.Seuss-style books: 1. Original: “The Cat in the Hat”    – Alternative: “The Zoom Meeting Catastrophe” 2. Original:

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Relationships and Dating
June 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

When the ghosts of failed relationships return

When the ghosts of failed relationships return.

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Politics and Government
June 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Trump and Biden to settle debate differences on the golf course for charity

Last night’s presidential debate took a sharp detour from the usual political sparring into the realm of sports. After spending

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