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Music
June 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Taylor Swift’s greatest fear — finding true happiness with Travis

Once upon a time, in a land filled with broken hearts, teardrops on guitars, and too many bad boyfriends to

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Sports
June 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In a Tribute to Recently Passed Willie Mays, Spike Lee Announces Hip Hop Musical Film “Mays,” Starring Jay-Z

In an unprecedented fusion of sports, music, and cinema, iconic filmmaker Spike Lee has announced his latest project: a hip-hop

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Weather and Climate
June 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Tornados love the USA

Weird fact: Tornados love the USA. We get more than any country in the world — 1500 every year. Europe

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Tech and Science
June 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a password and denied him access.

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a

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Language
June 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

A tale of name-based snobbery

When you hear the name “Derek,” what comes to mind? Maybe you think of a solid, reliable guy—perhaps the friendly

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Toys and Games
June 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Every time you shuffle 52 cards

Fun fact: Every time you shuffle 52 cards, that is the first and last time in the history of the

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Clothing and Style
June 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

I’m considering this for a back tattoo

I’m considering this back tattoo. It’s a metaphor, man. Life is full of bull, so why not embrace it? Amiright?

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Language
June 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Big fun!

Yes, “funner” is a real word. It’s probably the funnest version of fun.

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Sports
June 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Did the Celtics even want to play game 4?

The Boston Celtics need to improve in the following areas to perform better in game 5 of the 2024 NBA

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Marriage and Weddings
June 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Wedding anticipation: A year-long layover in time

In the annals of human error, where “I left the stove on” and “I forgot to feed the cat” sit

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Marriage and Weddings
June 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman books flight to attend her father’s wedding 1700 miles away. But she was a year too early.

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman books flight to attend her father’s wedding 1700 miles away. But she

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Uncategorized
June 14, 2024 Joe Ditzel

That time I knocked a helicopter out of the sky

Fun facts for golf nerds: On a par 3, how long in distance do you think it needs to be

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Tech and Science
June 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Apple’s iPhone 16 introduces revolutionary ‘cone of silence’ to muzzle public speakerphone shenanigans

In an announcement that has the tech world buzzing and public space frequenters sighing in relief, Apple has unveiled a

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Sports
June 12, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Battle of Bay Nine

It was a Sunday like any other at the local golf driving range, a modest little place with the usual

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Animals
June 10, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The gorilla handler was acting slippery

After we visited the gorilla habitat at the zoo, the gorilla handler asked for a tip. I said, “When life

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