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Animals
February 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

5 of the longest-living dog breeds in the world

A recent study listed the longest-living dog breeds in the world. In the world of canine longevity, where the fountain

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Music
January 31, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Taylor Swift – You Belong to Me: Lyrics Explained

The Art of Eavesdropping: A Masterclass by Taylor Swift In her groundbreaking ballad “You Belong to Me,” Taylor Swift isn’t

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Crime and Legal
January 31, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man partied on unaware he had been shot in the head four days ago

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man partied on unaware he had been shot in the head four days

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Sports
January 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Kansas City Chiefs’ New Game Plan: Matchmaking with Pop Stars

In an unprecedented move, the Kansas City Chiefs have reportedly decided that victory in the Super Bowl depends not just

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Sports
January 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Taylor Swift Joins Kansas City Chiefs in Unprecedented Draft Move

Kansas City, MO – In a move that has left sports analysts and pop culture enthusiasts equally bewildered, the Kansas

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Food and Restaurants
January 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Self delusion and weakness of spirit

What cookies? I don’t see any cookies. Nom. Nom. Nom.

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Crime and Legal
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Son, did you mow the lawn?

Fun fact: Juries decide less than one percent of civil cases filed in court. Even more fun fact: A jury

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Language
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and Out: YOLO

Out: “YOLO” (You only live once). In: “YOLO in Cleveland.”

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Space and Exploration
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Mars! Mars! Mars!

Mars, Mars, Mars! Why Mars? Why not Venus? Brian Cox says the problem is the surface temperature is around 800

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Language
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 outdated phrases that make you uncool

Here are some phrases that were once popular recently but have generally fallen out of favor or are considered outdated

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Sex
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things girls crave in the bedroom but will never tell you

Girls like confident partners in the bedroom. Help her fulfill her fantasies such as: A Pillow Fort of Unparalleled Magnitude:

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Health
January 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Crazy characters of LA: High speed cycle with soul

“I’m a 25-year-old indoor cycling instructor from LA who’s turning the energy game on its head. Picture this: a ponytail

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Society and Culture
January 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and out: Throwing shade

Out: Throwing shade. In: Throwing rocks.

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Crazy People
January 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Crazy characters of New York: Wall street money pillow

“Wall Street is the grand arena where fortunes are made and dreams are either built or shattered. I came here

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Space and Exploration
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

It fell from they sky and we ran like the dickens

Factoid: The oldest rocks on Earth are not from Earth. They fell from the sky. The oldest water, however is

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