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Food and Restaurants
January 30, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Self delusion and weakness of spirit

What cookies? I don’t see any cookies. Nom. Nom. Nom.

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Crime and Legal
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Son, did you mow the lawn?

Fun fact: Juries decide less than one percent of civil cases filed in court. Even more fun fact: A jury

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Language
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and Out: YOLO

Out: “YOLO” (You only live once). In: “YOLO in Cleveland.”

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Space and Exploration
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Mars! Mars! Mars!

Mars, Mars, Mars! Why Mars? Why not Venus? Brian Cox says the problem is the surface temperature is around 800

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Language
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 outdated phrases that make you uncool

Here are some phrases that were once popular recently but have generally fallen out of favor or are considered outdated

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Sex
January 29, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 things girls crave in the bedroom but will never tell you

Girls like confident partners in the bedroom. Help her fulfill her fantasies such as: A Pillow Fort of Unparalleled Magnitude:

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Health
January 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Crazy characters of LA: High speed cycle with soul

“I’m a 25-year-old indoor cycling instructor from LA who’s turning the energy game on its head. Picture this: a ponytail

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Society and Culture
January 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and out: Throwing shade

Out: Throwing shade. In: Throwing rocks.

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Crazy People
January 28, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Crazy characters of New York: Wall street money pillow

“Wall Street is the grand arena where fortunes are made and dreams are either built or shattered. I came here

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Space and Exploration
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

It fell from they sky and we ran like the dickens

Factoid: The oldest rocks on Earth are not from Earth. They fell from the sky. The oldest water, however is

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Society and Culture
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and Out: That’s my jam

Out: That’s my jam. In: That’s my peanut butter.

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Work and Careers
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk launches “UnderTheDeskTech”: the ultimate solution for workaholics’ wilderness dreams

In an unprecedented move that blurs the lines between work and wilderness, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced his latest

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Movies
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

5 fantastic movies, directors and actors that didn’t get nominated for the 2024 Academy Awards

Every year when the Academy Awards announced their nominations, great performances are snubbed. Here are the top movies, directors and

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Today is National Day Day
January 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Watch out for the claws

1-21. Today is National Hugging Day AND National Squirrel Day. So hug the nearest squirrel if you can find one

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Facts
January 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

23 random fun facts that make you wish you didn’t get rid of Netflix

23 random fun facts that make you wish you didn’t get rid of Netflix: Octopuses have three hearts. If one

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