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Travel and Places
January 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The oldest tourist attractions in all 50 states

Tourist attractions – those hallowed halls of history and nature where we flock to gawk, often forgetting why we came

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Movies
January 20, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Don’t mess up this opening scene

Fun fact: Genesis Chapter 2 was written well before Chapter 1 which was added centuries later. They better not change

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Space and Exploration
January 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

What’s Pluto been up to since his demotion to dwarf planet?: The Pluto interview

Interviewer: Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial bodies of all sizes, welcome to “Cosmic Conversations.” I’m your host, Sarl Cagan, and today,

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Sports
January 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Snow shovel apocalypse: Buffalo Bills fans drop out of the sky to help team in record snow fall

The Buffalo Bills, known for their indomitable spirit in the face of snowfall, have taken winter warfare to a whole

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Space and Exploration
January 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

What your favorite planet says about you: A guide to your personality

The Solar System, our cosmic neighborhood, where each planet is like that weird uncle or quirky aunt at family reunions.

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Travel and Places
January 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms explained

After learning that I grew up more or less in Canada, someone asked me if Canada has a Constitution like

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Animals
January 16, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 strange dog breed and hat combos you won’t believe

We’ve all seen dogs wearing silly hats. They are everywhere. This nonsense is so popular, some breed and hat combos

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Animals
January 16, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 curious dog breeds you’ve never seen

Granite Greyhound: Majestic and statuesque, these dogs have a solid grey, granite-like coat. Known for their speed and agility, they

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Holidays
January 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 signs your New Year’s Resolutions are not going well

I don’t know about you, but I generally avoid New Year’s Resolution until around the end of April. But if

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Geology
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: “Man Missing After Falling Into Crack in the Earth”

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: “Man Missing After Falling Into Crack in the Earth.”

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Tech and Science
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Little known iPhone feature: Scroll the keyboard with one finger

Little known iPhone feature: You can scroll the keys by holding down the spacebar and then slide your finger around

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Relationships and Dating
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Mariana waved goodbye when she noticed my hair was dropping out quicker than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert

Mariana waved goodbye when she noticed my hair was dropping out quicker than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert. Dumped

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Movies
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

“Mean Girls” is back again? Cue the endless sequels

“Mean Girls” is being remade. You know what that means. Endless movie sequels. Get ready for: 1. Super Mean Girls:

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Travel and Places
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Alaska Airlines’ unique compensation offer: Free hair blowouts for a door-less flight

In an unprecedented move that’s raising eyebrows and hairlines alike, Alaska Airlines has announced a novel form of compensation for

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Music
January 12, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The top 10 guitarists of all time: Unsung heroes

When Rolling Stone released their 2023 list of the top guitarists of all time, they missed a few key players.

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